Profound
January 19, 2020
The enemy is winning while we walk around in chains that God provided the key for.
Tag: sarcastic
Quote of the day
April 30, 2018
”I don’t have the time or crayons to explain myself to you”.
From the mouth of babes
April 29, 2018
.The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’ A small … More From the mouth of babes
Apples vs cookies Lol!
April 28, 2018
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray ‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’ Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end … More Apples vs cookies Lol!
Works for me!
April 28, 2018
I need to move.
April 28, 2018
Out of the mouths of babes..again
April 27, 2018
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’ Her … More Out of the mouths of babes..again
Out of the mouths of babes
April 26, 2018
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘honor’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’ Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, ‘Thou … More Out of the mouths of babes
I know I have sick humor…
April 13, 2018
Just sayin’ 10
February 20, 2018
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Just sayin’ #7
February 19, 2018
I feel there is a great need for a sarcasm font.
Just sayin’ 44
February 18, 2018
If Mapquest and Google maps could just start their directions at number five; that would be great, I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my sub.
Just sayin’ 78
February 17, 2018
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Just sayin’ 71
February 15, 2018
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
Just sayin’#26
February 11, 2018
Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Just sayin’ #77
February 10, 2018
I disagree with Kay Jewelers; I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night there are more kisses that begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
Just sayin # 72
February 6, 2018
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
