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Profound

January 19, 2020

The enemy is winning while we walk around in chains that God provided the key for.

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Apples vs cookies Lol!

April 28, 2018

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray ‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’  Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end … More Apples vs cookies Lol!

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Works for me!

April 28, 2018
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Out of the mouths of babes..again

April 27, 2018

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.  She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’ Her … More Out of the mouths of babes..again

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Out of the mouths of babes

April 26, 2018

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘honor’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’ Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, ‘Thou … More Out of the mouths of babes

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Out of the mouth of babes

April 25, 2018

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’  The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows … More Out of the mouth of babes

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Just sayin’ #84

February 25, 2018

Bad decisions make good stories

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Just saying’ #15

February 23, 2018

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

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Just sayin’ #2

February 22, 2018

Obiuaries would be a lot more intersiting if they told you how the person died. 

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Mom/Step-Mom/daughter weekend in Plymouth @ The Inn at St. John’s.
My kind of Sunday breakfast. Giving full gratitude to Christ for me this amazing Man to spoil me.
Excellent work Deanne and Anna!! Congratulations on your little gem!!!
Last nights dinner consisted of Gary’s “Metro salad” with arugula, roasted beets, goat cheese and his homemade honey shallot dressing. Followed by his perfected scallops, fresh spinach and risotto.
Peruvian pea Cali- rice soup. #so amazing for resetting your health!
Heritage Bakery in Plymouth was AMAZING!! This place is worth drive just for the pretzels 🥨 which were the size of my head!! And the apple fritter I’m eating was shared with my hubby. Also, the size of my face! Excellent staff, service, coffee ☕️ , and a long line of customers was nice to see!!! Thank you Heritage Bakery! If you haven’t stopped in, I highly recommend you do!!
Pre Valentine’s Day turkey pot pie!!
Happy birthday to the best little sister around!! May you be blessed with all Christ has to offer you! I love you so much! Can’t wait to celebrate YOU!!
“I’ll just use this hard rubber Kong for a pillow”. 🙄 #thisdog #greyhoundsofinstagram
@kate_chastain thought of you today and Chef Leon. #bensavedtheday @benstogram #beefcheeks #belowdeck #captainlee
Carrot ginger dressing in Bibb lettuce, accompanied with broiled salmon with a lemon and fresh herb vinaigrette and a side of spaghetti squash.
When you’re so hungry you don’t care about julienned basil on your spicy turkey bolognese.
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