You don’t judge a man by what he has; you judge a man by what he can live without. ~Rev. Billy Grahm
Bad decisions make good stories
Can we just agree to ignore anything that comes after Blue-ray? I don’t want to restart my collection all over…..again.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
Obiuaries would be a lot more intersiting if they told you how the person died.
How the hell are you supossed to fold a fitted sheet anyway?
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
I feel there is a great need for a sarcasm font.
If Mapquest and Google maps could just start their directions at number five; that would be great, I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my sub.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
Whenever I see two swans I am reminded of how elegant and beautiful love can be. But then I see a single swan, and I am saddened by the reminder that this elegant species mate for life. Now; they have lost their love and will continue missing them until they themselves pass. Love is beautiful. … More Love
We all have that day when we are knocked down with bad thinking, grumpiness, crabbiness, moodiness, call it what you want; you know what I’m talking about. You’re basically stuck, rolling around like a pig in the mud. Only you’re not a pig, you’re a human. And for the most part, we don’t enjoy rolling … More Stinkin’ thinkin’
Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers; I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night there are more kisses that begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
“What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn’t have any doubt- it is sure to get where it is going, and it doesn”t want to go anywhere else”
In recent events of turning forty-five, I’ve decided to update my bitmoji. Let’s face it none of us are 25 anymore nor do we live life behind a snap-chat beauty filter; so I’ve decided that the forehead wrinkle needed to be updated! Oh sure I know it’s February; like I said, I was still embracing!
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.