So I stopped in to see my daughter at her work today, I noticed that she was strategically placing young women throughout the restaurant five or six tables apart. I commented and said “what’s the deal?” said replied “Oh they’re new hostess and waitress interviews, I like to spread them amongst tables so when James … More The girl with no job….
I often think I’ve seen it all, and nothing else could surprise me……and that’s where I’d be wrong.
But suddenly I have an onrush of emotions telling me to be grateful. So for this, I am. Nothing major happened, didn’t win the lottery; or HQ for that fact. Just felt the grace of thankfulness fall upon my heart.
I think someone needs to construct adult big wheel machines! Like the ones with the plastic tires and stickers!! Come on! You know you would buy one!
Beautiful if flowering trees could keep their blooms all summer season long?
I accidentally went grocery shopping today while I was hungry; I’m now the proud owner of aisle five.
Have you ever wondered if the clouds look down and say ”Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot?”
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.’ ‘Yes,’ the class said. ‘Then why is it that while … More From the mouths of babes
”I don’t have the time or crayons; to explain myself to you”.
.The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’ A small … More From the mouth of babes
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’ A small … More And yet again, oh those babes!
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray ‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’ Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end … More Apples vs cookies Lol!
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’ Her … More From the mouths of babes
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’ Her … More Out of the mouths of babes..again
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘honor’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’ Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, ‘Thou … More Out of the mouths of babes
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’ The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows … More Out of the mouth of babes
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a … More My sick humor #2
Good morning, come on in. My husband is still sleeping but I am up and just finishing my first cup of espresso. Would you like one? Perhaps some tea? I can make you some regular coffee as well, just give me a minute to dig out the coffee pot. Oh, I don’t have creamer just … More If we were having coffee on Sunday April 22nd (Earth day).
This photo has always been a favorite of mine to share on earth day. But as I looked at it this morning something new was shown to me. The hands aren’t just hands of a human that were painted beautifully by an artist. Today I saw them as Gods hands. Holding our precious earth when … More Earth day
Shoot for the moon, and the worst that can happen, is you’ll land amongst the stars. ~Tony Orlando
As I stumble (and I use that word loosely seeing as it’s the truth) through my walk of Christianity, I’ve come to realize we all receive crutches to help us along the way. Some people were given scaffoldings, others were given those handy-dandy window-washing pole-fed machines, and some were even given a staircase. Not me. … More The Rope Ladder.
My husband: ”Hi Joe, how was school?” Joey: ”Fine” Husband: ”Did you learn anything new?” Joey: ”No” Husband: ”Really? Nothing at all huh?” Joey: ”No, I’ve been trying to explain this for years!” Ahh, kids. They make you chuckle at times, don’t they?
It will take you further than you wanted to go….. Stay longer than you wanted to….. And cost you more than you wanted to pay…… Was it worth it?
Best Lent Ever | Lent Reflections 2018 | Happy Easter! | Dynamic Catholic — Read on dynamiccatholic.com/bestlentever/lent-reflections-2018/easter/
Good Friday’s email was powerful with the question of “what are you going to lay your life down for? And he continues to say “until we answer this question; we’re not really living”. Best Lent Ever | Lent Reflections 2018 | Good Friday | Dynamic Catholic — Read on dynamiccatholic.com/bestlentever/lent-reflections-2018/good-friday/
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So during this Lenten season, I’ve been listening to The Dynamic Catholic ‘Best lent ever’ series. I’m a Christian but it’s the same thing in its teachings, being the best version of yourself. So far I have really enjoyed listening to the 5-7 minute videos daily. You can read or watch them, I prefer listening … More The opportunity clock.
I’m sitting enjoying a glass of white wine while my husband has his IPA; discussing our Sunday plans (which usually consist of church, day plans, and what I would like for dinner). I start to complain about “these stupid kids eating soap pods have made it almost impossible for me to open my Gain tub … More The chat…
I am beyond blessed to still have my husband when so many others do not. I am beyond blessed to have the amazing husband I do. Thank you God for my perfect gift.
http://www.youtube.com/watch I live through art; I have zero talent but I was gifted with creativity, {writing mainly}. But the gift that God has given to others amazes me on a an hourly basis. I shared a while ago a dance piece showing the power of addiction. This is a piece which my younger sister shared … More Watch.
Love this kid.
“We must decide if Jesus was a liar; a lunatic or a Lord” ~C. S Lewis
“Waiter this coleslaw smells strong and taste sour, could they make us some fresh ones please?” Waiter: “I’m so sorry about that, but they don’t make any fresh coleslaw until Sunday.” “We’ll take to side salads with oil and vinegar.”
I read a statistic today that listed the fact that a person receives 120 hours of criticism each year of their life, compared to 20 minutes of praise. How does this fact make you want to change? It made me want to change the world, one kind word at a time.
I am content.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took a hundred years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
You don’t judge a man by what he has; you judge a man by what he can live without. ~Rev. Billy Grahm
